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Alright, hello. About time for me to do a proper introduction huh. Okay, my passport says Yap De Yi, but everyone else knows me as Fion, rebel without a cause. I'm in a stinking Polytechnic studying Marine Engineering, which I am currently regretting a whole damn lot. Mainly due to the fact that I hated Math and Science in secondary school, and now I've to take those again, except that it is in a much more difficult level of dogshit. Most of the time I just want to quit this course, but sadly I am unable to seeing I'm on a scholarship. Albeit on a scholarship, my GPA is like shit. Well, I reckon the only good thing I am good at is being sacarstic. But people don't usually seem to catch my sacarsam sometimes, so perhaps my strength in sacarsm isn't as great as I thought. I tend to contradict a lot. Probably the " Queen of Contradictions, and Complaining. " I do read, in fact I love to read, especially Biographies. Indian authors are better in my opinion. Vikas Swarup is the best author ever. I like penguins, and I like watching " How I Met Your Mother ". I very much enjoy playing games and at the same time, panic. Like everyone else, I listen to quite a bit of music. Not exactly into the mainstream, and very contradictingly am starting to see the appeal in Techno songs. The only instrument I can play is the Guitar. Yes, Guitar hero. Desperately waiting for " The Strokes " to come to sunny Singapore, which will probably never happen. I am a homegirl. I don't like going to gigs. Hate crowded places. Don't intend to go clubbing or anything. Clubbing, my friends, is a waste of time, okay? You pay for overpriced drinks, stand around with strangers, and then you get all sticky and hot. And when it gets late, you have to get a cab to get home, and it is not cheap. Therefore, my theory on frequent clubbers, you are fucking wasting your/parent's money. Okay what else. I like colourful stuff. I buy notebooks and never use them. I spend a long time in bookstores and Cd shops. When I'm on my iPod and my phone rings, I won't notice that it is ringing 85% of the time, so that makes me look really dumb. I like guys with facial hair. I only wear sneakers. I enjoy watching football, and playing it, I guess? My laughter is silent, therefore I laugh with no sound. At least that beats laughing and then tearing at the same time ( HUH HUDA. ) I like to just sit around and watch people. And if there is company, we'll probably be laughing at people. I know that is mean, but you tell me you have never done that before. I believe that one day I will Rule the world. And all you people reading this will be my little pawns.

I shall now forth be known as a Badass. Now have a good day my good people.

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